71 lines
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71 lines
3.3 KiB
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{
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"entry": [
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"Hello humble adventurer, welcome to my sacred hut, yadda yadda. What do you need?",
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"►What's with that attitude? @attitude",
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"►I'm just here for some answers. @answers"
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],
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"answers": [
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"Answers? What? Do I look like some kind of prophet to you?",
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"►The stone from the mountain told me I should come here for answers.",
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"Ohhh, that guy. I bet he told you to throw him into the river.",
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"The fact that he floats should tell you everything about him. He's a real airhead.",
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"►So, no answers? I need to get a seed to grow.",
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"Not my problem. I'm only here to give away power-ups.",
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"►Power-ups? I'm interested @powerup"
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],
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"attitude": [
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"I've just had the worst day. Lost my job to some fancy pants high framerate fire jerk and was put here to give away free power-ups.",
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"►The other fire across the river? @otherfire",
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"►I don't care. I need answers! @answers",
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"►You said something about power-ups? @powerup"
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],
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"otherfire": [
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"Yeah, that jiggly eyed bastard!",
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"►He seemed pretty helpless to me.",
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"►I still don't care. I need answers! @answers",
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"►You said something about power-ups? @powerup",
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"Hah! That's just fantastic! Do whatever you like, just leave me out of it. And don't come back complaining after you get scorched.",
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"►Whatever. I need answers! @answers",
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"►OK… You said something about power-ups? @powerup"
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],
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"powerup": [
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"Yeah, I'm assigned to distribute the flying ability. It's popular amongst school children… and birds.",
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"►Nice, flying!",
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"Don't expect too much. It's more of a multi-jump if you ask me. But you know… marketing.",
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"►I'll take one.",
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"Sure, here you go. !multijump",
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"No refunds!",
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"Also, I'm obligated to tell you, that you should visit the cloud world.",
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"I personally wouldn't go there. The people there are really annoying.",
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"But that's just my opinion… @visited !end"
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],
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"visited": [
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"Sorry, we have a strict no return policy!",
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"►[$metcaveman]Did you know there's someone living in the caves? @caveman",
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"►I just wanted to talk some more. @more",
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"►Damn…",
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"Come on man! You didn't even pay anything. @finished !end"
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],
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"more": [
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"I already have a headache, thanks. Can't you just do like a bird… and multi-jump out of here? @finished !end"
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],
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"finished": [
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"Just let me do my job in peace. Go irritate the cloud people. They love that.",
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"►[$metcaveman] Did you know there's someone living in the caves? @caveman",
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"►Fine. @finished !end"
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],
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"caveman": [
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"Yeah, the best kind of neighbor: Quiet and seclusive.",
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"►Can't you just give him a free flying power-up?",
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"No, that's not how this works. He broke the sequence and messed up some triggers.",
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"That's irreversible, but not my problem.",
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"►Sequence? Triggers? What does all that mean?",
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"Whoops, don't mind me. Just giving away power-ups here.",
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"►But…",
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"Bye! @nodialog !end"
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],
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"nodialog": [
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"I really don't want to talk to you anymore. !end"
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]
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}
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