{ "entry": [ "Hello humble adventurer, welcome to my sacred hut, yadda yadda. What do you need?", "►What's with that attitude? @attitude", "►I'm just here for some answers. @answers" ], "answers": [ "Answers? What? Do I look like some kind of prophet to you?", "►The stone from the mountain told me I should come here for answers.", "Ohhh, that guy. I bet he told you to throw him into the river.", "The fact that he floats should tell you everything about him. He's a real airhead.", "►So, no answers? I need to get a seed to grow.", "Not my problem. I'm only here to give away power-ups.", "►Power-ups? I'm interested @powerup" ], "attitude": [ "I've just had the worst day. Lost my job to some fancy pants high framerate fire jerk and was put here to give away free power-ups.", "►The other fire across the river? @otherfire", "►I don't care. I need answers! @answers", "►You said something about power-ups? @powerup" ], "otherfire": [ "Yeah, that jiggly eyed bastard!", "►He seemed pretty helpless to me.", "►I still don't care. I need answers! @answers", "►You said something about power-ups? @powerup", "Hah! That's just fantastic! Do whatever you like, just leave me out of it. And don't come back complaining after you get scorched.", "►Whatever. I need answers! @answers", "►OK… You said something about power-ups? @powerup" ], "powerup": [ "Yeah, I'm assigned to distribute the flying ability. It's popular amongst school children… and birds.", "►Nice, flying!", "Don't expect too much. It's more of a multi-jump if you ask me. But you know… marketing.", "►I'll take one.", "Sure, here you go. !multijump", "No refunds!", "Also, I'm obligated to tell you, that you should visit the cloud world.", "I personally wouldn't go there. The people there are really annoying.", "But that's just my opinion… @visited !end" ], "visited": [ "Sorry, we have a strict no return policy!", "►[$metcaveman]Did you know there's someone living in the caves? @caveman", "►I just wanted to talk some more. @more", "►Damn…", "Come on man! You didn't even pay anything. @finished !end" ], "more": [ "I already have a headache, thanks. Can't you just do like a bird… and multi-jump out of here? @finished !end" ], "finished": [ "Just let me do my job in peace. Go irritate the cloud people. They love that.", "►[$metcaveman] Did you know there's someone living in the caves? @caveman", "►Fine. @finished !end" ], "caveman": [ "Yeah, the best kind of neighbor: Quiet and seclusive.", "►Can't you just give him a free flying power-up?", "No, that's not how this works. He broke the sequence and messed up some triggers.", "That's irreversible, but not my problem.", "►Sequence? Triggers? What does all that mean?", "Whoops, don't mind me. Just giving away power-ups here.", "►But…", "Bye! @nodialog !end" ], "nodialog": [ "I really don't want to talk to you anymore. !end" ] }